when your alibi adds up

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#you are the father 
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a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life


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Martin Luther King Jr. and Malcolm X meet one another
on March 26, 1964 , (x)

Video Poster's comments: Video footage of the historic meeting between Malcolm X
and Martin Luther King outside of the Senate Caucus Room, U. S. Senate, Washington. On March 26, 1964 Malcolm X met Martin Luther King, Jr. for the first and only time —
​and only long enough for photographs to be taken — ​in Washington, D.C. as both men
attended the Senate's debate on the Civil Rights bill.

King says of the encounter. “He (Malcolm X) is very articulate, but I totally disagree with many of his political and philosophical views — at least insofar as I understand where he now stands.” - (x)

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Stop white people right now this instant 

Stop them

rebuke this in the name of me

jesus take the wheel

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girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

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Harrier jets


Harrier jets

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So black people are being gunned down by cops for just walking in the street, and now we have to deal with white kids physically shoving us and stepping on our shoes for a Youtube prank?

But I’m the one overreacting?


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#yes #that's bs 

Anonymous said: What's your dream girl like


I’ve already met her and to try to describe with words would be a terrible injustice. She’s beyond anything I can put together with 26 letters

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#nice #lol 
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what is this? I like it

It’s called LSD

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