#you are the father
@4 hours ago with 482331 notes
a guy walked into the board room and said
"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"
and i just stared at him and coldly said
"i am the regional reports manager"
we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life
So black people are being gunned down by cops for just walking in the street, and now we have to deal with white kids physically shoving us and stepping on our shoes for a Youtube prank?
But I’m the one overreacting?
(via bootyscientist)@4 hours ago with 323 notes
Anonymous said: What's your dream girl like
@4 hours ago with 13 notes
I’ve already met her and to try to describe with words would be a terrible injustice. She’s beyond anything I can put together with 26 letters